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New Jersey.
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titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

I’m really contemplating on becoming like the man from Into The Wild..

screamypete:

ipitynonex:

sir-afropunk:

poeticallybrown:

12yearsaking:

poeticallybrown:

andreathenegronerd:

roy-ality:

derych:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

angelshavethephonebox:

maudelynn:

via Memrise
Which one would YOU take?

Blue.

DUDE.

Red. Red today. Red tomorrow. Red forever.

No uh blue

Red!

Blue = making hella money.Blue = paying off college loans.

Red = making hella money.Red = paying off college loans.Red = travel and communicate freely around the worldRed = become the first world leader whose quotes can’t be mistranslated.Red = translate EVERYTHING even dead languages. $$$$$Red = make business deals with foreign investors that don’t have a rip-you-off capitalist mindset.Red = no language barrier between you and that cute person over there.Red = become the ruler of the world by manipulating the entire human race into believing you are the messiah and create world world three when some of them inevitably call you out on your shit but tell people that can’t speak the language of your haters that the non-believers are tripping and talking about bullshit… eventually be revealed as a con artist but run into hiding with your most loyal followers protecting you and listening to your stories and giving different orders in every language to watch them fight and argue in their confusion because you’ve become a fucked up person and only belong to the spirit of chaos nowRed = anime without subtitles

lmaoooo well then………. Im honestly to lazy to try and counter this.

Still blue

Red.

BLUE = potential fame and money 

screamypete:

ipitynonex:

sir-afropunk:

poeticallybrown:

12yearsaking:

poeticallybrown:

andreathenegronerd:

roy-ality:

derych:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

angelshavethephonebox:

maudelynn:

via Memrise

Which one would YOU take?

Blue.

DUDE.

Red. Red today. Red tomorrow. Red forever.

No uh blue

Red!

Blue = making hella money.
Blue = paying off college loans.

Red = making hella money.
Red = paying off college loans.
Red = travel and communicate freely around the world
Red = become the first world leader whose quotes can’t be mistranslated.
Red = translate EVERYTHING even dead languages. $$$$$
Red = make business deals with foreign investors that don’t have a rip-you-off capitalist mindset.
Red = no language barrier between you and that cute person over there.
Red = become the ruler of the world by manipulating the entire human race into believing you are the messiah and create world world three when some of them inevitably call you out on your shit but tell people that can’t speak the language of your haters that the non-believers are tripping and talking about bullshit… eventually be revealed as a con artist but run into hiding with your most loyal followers protecting you and listening to your stories and giving different orders in every language to watch them fight and argue in their confusion because you’ve become a fucked up person and only belong to the spirit of chaos now
Red = anime without subtitles

lmaoooo well then………. Im honestly to lazy to try and counter this.

Still blue

Red.

BLUE = potential fame and money 

247am:

this cat is so pretty I aspire to be half as pretty as this cat on a good day

(Source: ladyusada)

"What about when you get old?"
Tattooed Seniors answer the question.

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